Shut up and take my money (13 Photos)

Gigantic Pizza Beach Blanket –
Who doesn’t love pizza? This 5 foot wide beach blanket gives you the best of both world. Soak up some rays or towel off after a quick dip in the water without going into a food coma. Model does not come with the purchase of this delicious looking towel.

Modular Fish Hotel –
Tired of the same boring old fish tanks your roommate had that he would never clean. Step up your fish tank game with this modern day fish hotel. It looks amazing, a definite conversation starter, and your fish will appreciate you that much more.

DrinkMate Breathalyzer (20% off) –
DrinkMate makes it simple to make smart decisions while you drink. Not even two-inches long, this tiny yet robust breathalyzer slips into your pocket or hooks onto your key ring so you can easily pull it out when duty calls. Just blow into the end and a few seconds later the app on your smartphone will reveal your approximate blood alcohol content—so you never call an ex, send the wrong email to your boss, or worse, ever again.

Shadetree Sunglasses –
If you take a fast look at these shades they don’t look that unusual, but upon further inspection you see the frames are made of red rosewood with carved out design features down the length of the arms. The other thing that immediately jumps out at you is just how lightweight these sunglasses are, they have to weigh less than 2 ounces and are really comfortable to wear. For a more traditional look they also come in a charcoal black painted front with the wood grain only showing on the inside.
All of Shadetrees’ shades come with: 100% UV Blocking Polarized Lenses. High Quality Spring Hinges. Ultra-plush Microfiber Soft Bag. Laser Engraved Bamboo Hard Case.

Acesori 5 Piece Smartphone Camera Lens Kit (80% off) –
Wish your smartphone had the functionality of your DSLR? Well, our friends at Acesori want to help with this 3-in-1 LensKit designed to greatly increase your camera’s range. Easily connected to the magnetic ring around your phone’s camera, this kit allows you to take incredible photos and video through fish eye, wide angle, and macro lenses.

Logitech K310 Washable Keyboard –
Finally! A keyboard we can actually wash. No more food crumbs, cat shit, or baby drool to mess up your keyboard. It’s ultra-durable: Built to take a washing and pounding – durable keys with laser printing and UV coating. If you’ve got a messy workstation, this is the keyboard for you.

Gerber Recon Task Flashlight –
This flashlight is almost as good as any video game flashlight — you know, the kind that never runs out no matter how long you stay lost in the dark dungeons. From the engineers at Gerber, it’s called the Recon Task Light and only takes one AA battery to run for four solid hours. It’s water resistant and super lightweight, at 2.60 oz, and outputs four different colors. Our scientists explain that what keeps this working for so long is its Diode Illumination Adjustable Lens (D.I.A.L.), which basically allows you to conquer the dark in four different ways: white for general use, red for preserving night vision, blue for identifying fluids, and green for map-reading. It’ll keep you seeing what you need to see from Level 1 deep into the crazy shit you’ll have to deal with in Level 12.

Portable Outdoor Light Up Basketball Net –
Have a kid that is working on becoming the next Steph Curry? Make his night with this glow in the dark basketball net. Now he could practice that jumper all night, remember, practice make perfect.

R-15PM powered monitors –
These speakers deliver room-filling sound without taking up much space. This highly efficient, powerful yet minimalist speaker engulfs listeners in their favorite movies and music. Each monitor includes a 1″ aluminum diaphragm compression driver mated to 90° x 90° square Tractrix Horn and 5.25″ copper spun magnetically shielded IMG woofer. I have these for my home system and couldn’t be happier, plus the old-lady liked the aesthetic appeal they offered. A little bit pricey, but well worth it.

Hybrid Military Performance Dress socks –
Time to step up your sock game. The guys over at Mack Weldon is bringing you the highest quality dress sock with a cushioned footbed, super-soft Pima cotton, and X-Static Silver. This dress sock feels as good as it looks. Silver technology provides permanent anti-odor capabilities all day – proven by US Special Forces, NASA, and Olympic Athletes. A pique cuff stays put over the calf.

Baseball Bottle Opener –
We combined the two American pastimes to come up with the BaseballOpener, a bottle opener made from half of a REAL Leather Baseball. Its got a magnetic backing so you can stick it on your car during a tailgate party, or your fridge if you want to use it around the house. It also catches the bottle cap so it doesn’t fall onto the floor.

The Flat Bottle –
The Flat Bottle was designed to save space, be healthy, keep you hydrated and help other people around the world. They certainly did achieve this. The Flat Bottle’s minimalistic design means that it can slide into your backpack, gym bag or purse just like you’d slide in a laptop, book or tablet. It’s different and, as many of us know, different is a good thing. I drink a shit ton of water at work everyday, this bottle is perfect for that little nook in my car.

Prynt Polaroid Camera Phone Case –
Bring your photos to life! Print photos from your smartphone anytime, anywhere. Simply attach your smartphone to your Prynt Case, press the shutter button to take a photo followed by a short video clip, and get a printed photo in your hands in seconds. Then you write your number on the pic, and hand it to the girl you just took a selfie with.